Thursday, January 28, 2010

Obama's Jobs explained for the Lesser People

Obama has just made his S.O.T.U. Address speech. Of course it was known well before that the emphasis would be on jobs. Oh yeah....yeah...WOOT....Obama has "saved" jobs already from the great stimulus and is now going to create even more jobs. What a great thing?!?!? Well again lets dive headfirst into the truth and explain the facts to those that are in/went to public schools with an open mind, are addicted to Kool-Aid, or simply do indeed believe that communism and socialism is the best route for the country (this is America so I guess even idiots are granted the right of opinion).
First things first, a job saved IS NOT a job created. If you notice the term always being used is "saved" and statements are always "We have saved over x number of jobs". What they dont say is that jobs lost are a ton more than x. When you dig even deeper you will also find how they get these numbers. Companies are made to give a job "saved" number if stupid conditions apply. I have heard countless company owners' stories of the numbers they were REQUIRED to report, even though the numbers were as wrong as Rosie O' Donnell in spandex. Again the point is made that you cant believe anything statistics wise that comes out of a politician's mouth.
Now the most important point that will be broken down for the feeble minded ones. With all these new jobs that WERE created and are on the horizon to be created, just how can that doom our economy even more? Ahhh....the truth shall always shine brighter than the pearly whites of car salesman or politician. We are going to use small numbers so that the small minds can grasp the concept. Lets say there is a town called Obamaland and the population is around 100. This town has the same structure as the US meaning that they have all the jobs to make a town work. This town also has 10% unemployment due this horrible horrible recession. This town would consist of something like the following:
10 people unemployed
1 person governing the town
2 police officers
5 school people (teachers, cooks, janitors)
2 firefighters
1 mailman
79 people make up other jobs like doctors, farmers, factory workers, small business
owners, etc

The ruler, Obama, decides to create jobs for 5 people to bring down the unemployment. HOLY CRAP that is good stuff and will fix all the problems right? The way the structure works is that the 79 PUBLIC people's taxes are paying the salaries for 11 people and paying for 10 people to stay alive (by getting their hair and nails done). This is indeed a huge stress on the gov't since they not taking in enough so this dictator of this town decided to create a new division of government to audit businesses (like the IRS). The destruction starts here....that 5 more people that the 79 have to pay for. HELLO?? If 79 people cant pay to keep 11 people employed, then how the hell can they pay for 16? I would hope the job is paying more than welfare to make this logic stand true. So yes taxes will be going up in Obamaland to pay for the growing government and the sounds of the cracking whip on the backs of the 79 will be tolerated for only so long.

With this scenario, one can see that when Obama does create these wonderful jobs by expanding the gov't it will only sink us even deeper. You see Medicareless and social security are also coming out of the tax payers pocket so these will just have to shrink a wee bit. How can one fix this problems Uncle Rodney since you know it all? It was done long long ago by the golden standard of genius. When in charge he lowered taxes and gave huge benefits to those that decided to try their hand at their own business. Business thrived and hired and grew. These jobs would be private sector jobs and be paying INTO the tax bucket instead of being paid out of it.
Why oh why must America bee sew stewpid and knot no this?

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