Obama's Jobs explained for the Lesser People

Obama has just made his S.O.T.U. Address speech. Of course it was known well before that the emphasis would be on jobs. Oh yeah....yeah...WOOT....Obama has "saved" jobs already from the great stimulus and is now going to create even more jobs. What a great thing?!?!? Well again lets dive headfirst into the truth and explain the facts to those that are in/went to public schools with an open mind, are addicted to Kool-Aid, or simply do indeed believe that communism and socialism is the best route for the country (this is America so I guess even idiots are granted the right of opinion).
First things first, a job saved IS NOT a job created. If you notice the term always being used is "saved" and statements are always "We have saved over x number of jobs". What they dont say is that jobs lost are a ton more than x. When you dig even deeper you will also find how they get these numbers. Companies are made to give a job "saved" number if stupid conditions apply. I have heard countless company owners' stories of the numbers they were REQUIRED to report, even though the numbers were as wrong as Rosie O' Donnell in spandex. Again the point is made that you cant believe anything statistics wise that comes out of a politician's mouth.
Now the most important point that will be broken down for the feeble minded ones. With all these new jobs that WERE created and are on the horizon to be created, just how can that doom our economy even more? Ahhh....the truth shall always shine brighter than the pearly whites of car salesman or politician. We are going to use small numbers so that the small minds can grasp the concept. Lets say there is a town called Obamaland and the population is around 100. This town has the same structure as the US meaning that they have all the jobs to make a town work. This town also has 10% unemployment due this horrible horrible recession. This town would consist of something like the following:
10 people unemployed
1 person governing the town
2 police officers
5 school people (teachers, cooks, janitors)
2 firefighters
1 mailman
79 people make up other jobs like doctors, farmers, factory workers, small business
owners, etc

The ruler, Obama, decides to create jobs for 5 people to bring down the unemployment. HOLY CRAP that is good stuff and will fix all the problems right? The way the structure works is that the 79 PUBLIC people's taxes are paying the salaries for 11 people and paying for 10 people to stay alive (by getting their hair and nails done). This is indeed a huge stress on the gov't since they not taking in enough so this dictator of this town decided to create a new division of government to audit businesses (like the IRS). The destruction starts here....that 5 more people that the 79 have to pay for. HELLO?? If 79 people cant pay to keep 11 people employed, then how the hell can they pay for 16? I would hope the job is paying more than welfare to make this logic stand true. So yes taxes will be going up in Obamaland to pay for the growing government and the sounds of the cracking whip on the backs of the 79 will be tolerated for only so long.

With this scenario, one can see that when Obama does create these wonderful jobs by expanding the gov't it will only sink us even deeper. You see Medicareless and social security are also coming out of the tax payers pocket so these will just have to shrink a wee bit. How can one fix this problems Uncle Rodney since you know it all? It was done long long ago by the golden standard of genius. When in charge he lowered taxes and gave huge benefits to those that decided to try their hand at their own business. Business thrived and hired and grew. These jobs would be private sector jobs and be paying INTO the tax bucket instead of being paid out of it.
Why oh why must America bee sew stewpid and knot no this?

TRUE healthcare reform

This is a true, fair, and balanced view. While I do describe myself as a conservative, I am fairly upset with ALL factions at the moment. Being a guru of health, I pay close attention to this whole pile of crap about healthcare reform. Why hasn't anyone with any audience ever state that the problem is not healthcare....its health period. Insurance IS a business. The #1 priority of all businesses is to make a profit. This profit is how the owner makes a living and in return grows the business to employ even more people. So insurance is a business and thus needs to make a profit. With illegals getting free healthcare, outrageous prices of meds, and retarded price at hospitals, it should be understood that insurance WILL cost a ton. With the IQ of a 10 year old, one should thus be able to conclude that if you are even remotely in good health it is cheaper to have no insurance and pay out of pocket (which then the bill price goes WAY down in cash payment). Du huh!! If insurance is making a profit off of you then that means you are paying more to them than your health is costing for doctor visits, emergencies, etc. Now the Mesiah is catching on to this and wants to take this right away from us to ensure we are taxed, and thus gov't sucks more money out of us.
Now on to my main point. Study all the different meds on the market and how pile of bullshit disorders that are coming out every year. Restless leg syndrome?? Workout with me on leg day and I promise you your legs will beg for rest. That joke aside I have never heard anyone mention that some of the poison being added to our foods. Imagine this.....a world where hospitals are used mainly for gunshot victims, car wreck victims, and things of serious nature. Just what would insurance cost if everyone got sick ONCE a year if that?
Wake up you pill-popping zombies....the doctors feed you bullshit and shove a prescription in your face too easily. Wake up and do research to find out ways to CURE your problems and not mask the symptoms. Get off your obese (_!_) and exercise. Stop being so lazy and cook your own food and stop relying on some high school dropout to cook your food that he will spit in. No time for exercise you say? That means you are "living out of your means" since you have to work 10+ hours per day to support your lifestyle. Buy a used car that gets good mpg, live in cheaper location, shop wiser and eat at HOME (it IS cheaper...even if organic, if you eat proper portions), and for the sake of mankind...STOP SPITTING OUT SO MANY KIDS. If you barely getting by, then you have no business bringing a future hand-out seeker into the world.
So yes, this logic stands true and nobody can prove otherwise. If everyone was healthy, then nobody would hardly ever go to the doctor. If doctors couldnt charge insane prices to insurance companies because you never show up, then prices would plummet.

Reason 1/20 Why Our Education System Fails

Oh boy....how my lifeless corpse will be covered by stones for going here, but hey....its got to get told somewhere. I, Uncle Rodney, am proving that YOU are indeed a racist and why our own gov't is programming you that way. WHY must each school contain a certain % of each race? For diversity you say.....hmmm interesting programmed response. We shall bend buss routes and make kids go 30 minutes away to a school on the other side of town to make these numbers work. Lets dig a little deeper to see why. It all starts in the good ole slums, projects, and other poverty filled dwellings some kids call home. Now with a single parent who never even graduated high school, the kid is already at a loss. Life will consist of parents forcing them on free breakfast and lunch programs, school "help" to help with lessons, and wearing the label "Too poor to fail". So lil John Doe now can not get any help with his lessons because mom cant even multiply (only count stamps) and must get her nails and hair done. This electrical device called TV will raise him and teach him just fine she says. Back at school John Doe is way behind and should be held back, BUT....oh no no no that cannot and will not be tolerated. It is indeed racist to hold poor children behind and thus we will just add a little slack to the system so they can keep up. It is easier to bring down the 99% vs lifting the 1%. We all know that the teacher is the evil one...the demonic figure to blame for this failure, and so any teacher failing a quota of students will be investigated. Well we will just simply move the poor children around the schools to even them out numbers wise so there will not be an entire school of kids that simply cant get anything done. Now we are done with high school and need to apply for college. Whats the golden rule of all universities? I thought it was education, but I was wrong. It is to be diverse. We must have this % of whites, this % of blacks, this % of asian, while keeping the population at half male and half female. You may have that 1300 on the SAT Tommy but your race and sex quota is full so we got to use those spots for other races and ladies. Sorry!! Now the skin color and sex has got them into school and they go on to unhealthy ed to become a doctor. With teachers knowing their job is on the line, they cannot fail a large number of non-whites or they will have Jesse on the doorstep demanding a court case.
Now you are on your way to the airport to hop in your private jet and a drunk driver plows into you. You are rushed to the hospital for surgery and given the choice of a white Dr or a non-white Dr......who would you choose? With your life being on the line do you take the CHANCE (as in does not occur 100% of the time) that someone is their holding a scalpel and was shown favoritism to get here because of race problems in education? (affirmative action also but not covered here)
School is about education and not being diverse. If we focused more on schools teaching instead of worrying about offending someone or races, then we can get the US on the road to education reform. STOP filling in those circles that are "just for statistics" and do what I did on my college application: Write "None of your damn business". And yes I did get accepted

Reason 8/20 Why Our Education Fails

Ahhhh.....great United States....land of the free. Well so we are taught. I for one am growing sick of writing papers and having to cite every single thought. No teacher....that was my thought. The only reply is John Doe said that so you HAVE to give him credit. This being said, does a teacher EVER cite where they get their mumbo jumbo point of view "facts" from that they teach our kids? Besides that whole point, lets say that in my paper I mentioned the earth being round and spherical in shape. OH DEAR LORD....I got to google who sailed around the planet first and didnt fall off so I can cite that. Information is either FACT or fiction. If factual statements dont have to be cited then whats that say about YOUR paper? Ideas you say? Ideas are what got us in this hole of an education my friends. Facts is what will get us out. The bottom line is your entire life itself is plagerism. You eat breakfast, go to work, come home and eat a crappy dinner, watch TV, and end up grotesquely overweight. You better find the 1st lazy bum and put their name on a bumber sticker for your car to give them some credit or I smell a lawsuit. Then again there are the 0.0001% of people that are pioneers and find chemical formulas, invent and get patents, write music, and go against the grain to prove the TRUTH. Next time the teacher asks for a cite just simply say....you first.